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This is not health related. I guess you could title it under Mental Health.

I’ve received a couple messages via LinkedIn from older men who tell me how purdy I am and want to “continue communicating”. I’ve dealt with these in a professional manner in the past but today I decided to take a different route.


At 3:54 AM, Jayson  said the following:

Hi there how are you doing? you look resplendent in such a way that intrigues everyone that views your profile…what a lovely smile and wonderful profile you got there it uplifted me.. I was actually browsing through the list of my connections when I came across your stunning profile..was pulsed and couldn’t resist to say hi having seen such unique beauty. I must say you have really done well for yourself in the area of your profession 🙂 keep it up. I sincerely apologize for writing such personal message to you as I understand that this Professional Networking site prohibits it but just like I said, I couldn’t resist to say hi. Please do you mind staying in touch?? I would love to know more about you…if you don’t mind …Hope to hear from you soon. WARMEST THOUGHTS.

At 8:05 AM, Cindy-Rose Lockhart said the following:

Dearest Jayson, Thank you for your message. I knew someone would see my LinkedIn profile one day and respond. I knew a man out there, somewhere, would see how lonely I really was and reach out to me. I’m so happy it was you.

You see Jayson, I married very young. Olef was from another country. He was tall and handsome, 250 lbs of pure muscle. Do you use the pounds structure in South Africa or is it Kilos there? Anyways, he was and still is a large and formidable man. He swept me off my feet, really. I knew he was an underground streetfighter but I didn’t realize how far his illegal activities went. He hurts people Jayson. He… I can’t say it. But he’s not a good man, Jayson. I didn’t know.

I could just tell from your newly created and limited profile on LinkedIn that you were my soul mate. I’m so happy to be in love again Jayson, and you gave that to me. You did. Thank you so much. You’ve made my world new with your pulsing desire to see me. I’ve been waiting so long for someone to remind me how resplendent my smile is.

Thank you so much.

At 8:06 AM, Cindy-Rose Lockhart said the following:

Jayson I’m so sorry. I’ve made a mistake since I wrote the above. I bought a ticket to South Africa. I hope you understand I was motivated by love. I just had to see you. I had to get away from Olef but… Oh God, Jayson I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry my love but he knows. He knows about us. He knows… He knows about you Jayson. He says it’s not even your real name but I know he’s lying to hurt me. I know he is. Please my love, please listen to me. I don’t have much time. He’s coming for me, I can hear him. His footsteps are getting closer. Listen to me Jayson, LISTEN TO ME. Run. You MUST run Jayson. He’ll be able to find you. Please. Please for my sake, run. RUN JAYSON, RUN!

At 8:09 AM, Cindy-Rose Lockhart said the following:

Hello Jayson, This is Olef. Cindy-Rose is… indisposed. It seems I haven’t given my wife enough attention over the years. That’s my fault I suppose. Thank you for bringing it to my attention. I’ve assured her that she’ll never be out of my sight from now on. Jayson, I don’t know who you are… yet. I do know what you want. You should know I have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop messaging my wife now I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

I’m sorry it came to this Jayson. You really shouldn’t use LinkedIn for this. It’s a professional website for professional people. This has all been… very unprofessional.

I’ve sent people for you. One piece of advice Jayson, don’t blink. Don’t even blink. Blink and you’re dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back, don’t look away, and don’t blink!

Good luck.


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